Really Really Really Random MacWorld Predictions

Give some people some blogging time and they just ham it up...well for good or bad here are the official Mac Fanboy predictions.

snkmchnb says.....

Apple is going to try to DIVE INTO a new market by putting Apple's amazing innovation into the (drum roll please)... iPleasure

ok, that was bad.. now onto the serious stuff.

* i'm really hoping for an iTV which will enable all iTunes content
to be streamed to or stored onto the device and be sent to your
tv.
* iTunes 8 (cough)--not sure what new features if any, just a
thought. Ohhh... just thought of this actually, maybe support for
multiple libraries (do they have this already) and iTV support.

EDITOR'S NOTE: if you are interested in the iPleasure snkmchnb please check out out the ohmibod. We will not be reviewing this product, unless someone wants to do the ULTIMATE random review

mrbiotech says.....

Steve Jobs will do a 2-hour keynote where he introduces Bill Gates as the new head of Apple so the Jobs-ster hisself can retire. To commemorate the occasion, he will don a grey turtle-neck instead of his typical black garb signifying the transition from Jobdalf the Black into Jobdalf the Grey. Before he can do this, however, he must battle for three days straight with a Dell XPC, defeat it triumphantly but die shortly thereafter, his strength expended in frustration from the incessant blue screen of death.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Hey, it's at least as plausible as some of the rumors I've heard around the net.